Animal Cavalry

Awesome animals using other animals and things as transport. YEAH!

Monkey Enjoys Pig Transport – Both Listen to Hideous Music

I don’t know if I want to cheer, or eat my own lips – this music sounds as though it’s being shit out by Satan!

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Simian and Caprine Splendour

I have no words here – All I can express is the feeling of completeness my life now has.

Ruff Landing Ahead? Ha haaa! Hmm…

These scary mutts have taken this aircraft by storm, have eaten one of the flight crew, leaving only an arm – demands are unclear at this moment.

Terrorists Hijack Aircraft - Cover Captain in Slobber

Balancing Canine, Well Rounded Quadraped, Insanity Prevails.

Bird Rides Alligator In Frogger Shocker

Bird plays arcade games too much, takes game literally to cross river

Bird plays arcade games too much, takes game literally to cross river

Robotic Guinea Pig with Mouse Master

What in holy sweet mary mother of fuck is this shit?!

What in holy sweet mary mother of fuck is this shit?!

Cat On Pig Fiasco

Mobile food box with legs?

Mobile food box with legs?

ROOOOOAAARRRR!!!

I’m not sure the horse is that pleased with a black bear on it’s back – I mean it’s not even looking where it’s going for gawd’s sake!!

Faster fuckwit, or I eat your head

Faster fuckwit, or I eat your head

Dog on tiny horse shocker

Mini dog on mini horse. Hmm, Interesting..

I'm having a shit on his back, and he doesn't realise! HA!

I'm having a shit on his back, and he doesn't realise! HA!

Circus Stack

I’m a little disappointed the second dog just couldn’t be bothered to make the effort it’s animal brethren could manage. I don’t think I’m being too extreme here when I say it should be cooked and eaten. Immediately.

The beasts have conquered Iwo Jima! ALRIGHT!

The beasts have conquered Iwo Jima!

Hairy mutt uses man as taxi

This cheeky woof thought it an awesome idea to hitch a ride on the back of this accomodating man’s bicycle.

Ha! See how I balance with my paws? Tremble mortals!

Ha! See how I balance with my paws? Tremble mortals!

Chimp on Segway makes break for freedom

Why is that the Japanese people think that funny = sound effects from the pokemon movie? I didn’t know if I was watching a cheesy Japanese gameshow, or Donkey Kong..

Anyway – RIDE MONKEY RIDE!! MWAHH GO NOW!!

Monkeys on bikes!! Wha??

I think I’ve just shit my pants. Not 1, 2 or even 3 but a whole freakin’ shit load of monkeys.. On bikes.. RIGHT NOW!

Bull riding monkey man

GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THESE STIRRUPS YOU BASTAAAAAAARRRRRDDDDDSSSSSS!!!!

You'll laugh when I turn this fucker around and run your asses down!

You'll laugh when I turn this fucker around and run your asses down!

Mouse pilots frog-craft

A mouse converts a discarded frog into a hovercraft and wows the crowds down the local pond.

“It amazed me – I mean mice aren’t renowned for their engineering prowess, but this little blighter has proven us all wrong!”, Eric Pondskater

Check this badass out bitches!! HAAAAWWWW YEAH!

Check this badass out bitches!! HAAAAWWWW YEAH!