Animal Cavalry

Some Parents are just C*nts

odgie1 — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 09:49:10 +0000

Bird Rides Alligator In Frogger Shocker

Head Monster — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 11:43:44 +0000

Bird plays arcade games too much, takes game literally to cross river

Robotic Guinea Pig with Mouse Master

Head Monster — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:54:35 +0000

What in holy sweet mary mother of fuck is this shit?!

Cat On Pig Fiasco

Head Monster — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 06:58:54 +0000

Mobile food box with legs?

ROOOOOAAARRRR!!!

Head Monster — Tue, 19 May 2009 13:52:15 +0000

I’m not sure the horse is that pleased with a black bear on it’s back – I mean it’s not even looking where it’s going for gawd’s sake!!

Faster fuckwit, or I eat your head

Goldy and the three bears

odgie1 — Fri, 15 May 2009 11:00:11 +0000

Dog on tiny horse shocker

Head Monster — Thu, 14 May 2009 07:50:27 +0000

Mini dog on mini horse. Hmm, Interesting..

I'm having a shit on his back, and he doesn't realise! HA!

Circus Stack

Head Monster — Tue, 12 May 2009 09:33:40 +0000

I’m a little disappointed the second dog just couldn’t be bothered to make the effort it’s animal brethren could manage. I don’t think I’m being too extreme here when I say it should be cooked and eaten. Immediately.

The beasts have conquered Iwo Jima!

Hairy mutt uses man as taxi

Head Monster — Tue, 12 May 2009 08:27:06 +0000

This cheeky woof thought it an awesome idea to hitch a ride on the back of this accomodating man’s bicycle.

Ha! See how I balance with my paws? Tremble mortals!

Chimp on Segway makes break for freedom

Head Monster — Mon, 11 May 2009 22:03:48 +0000

Why is that the Japanese people think that funny = sound effects from the pokemon movie? I didn’t know if I was watching a cheesy Japanese gameshow, or Donkey Kong..

Anyway – RIDE MONKEY RIDE!! MWAHH GO NOW!!

Cat on Vacuum Cleaner

odgie1 — Mon, 11 May 2009 11:52:17 +0000

Mental

Monkeys on bikes!! Wha??

Head Monster — Fri, 08 May 2009 14:02:56 +0000

I think I’ve just shit my pants. Not 1, 2 or even 3 but a whole freakin’ shit load of monkeys.. On bikes.. RIGHT NOW!

Bull riding monkey man

Head Monster — Fri, 08 May 2009 13:55:03 +0000

GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THESE STIRRUPS YOU BASTAAAAAAARRRRRDDDDDSSSSSS!!!!

You'll laugh when I turn this fucker around and run your asses down!

Mouse pilots frog-craft

Head Monster — Fri, 08 May 2009 13:30:24 +0000

A mouse converts a discarded frog into a hovercraft and wows the crowds down the local pond.

“It amazed me – I mean mice aren’t renowned for their engineering prowess, but this little blighter has proven us all wrong!”, Eric Pondskater

Check this badass out bitches!! HAAAAWWWW YEAH!

Super sea-diving awesome crab uses jellyfish as inverted parachute

Head Monster — Fri, 08 May 2009 13:07:09 +0000

I know, hard to believe but look with your eyes..

White Cub sizes up future meal.

odgie1 — Fri, 08 May 2009 10:14:51 +0000

In about a years time this white cub is going to rip this monkeys head clean off and devour his abdomen in seconds. He will eventually shit his remains out and feed them to his own cubs. and that’s the circle of life that is.

When I'm older I'm gonna eat you, you son of a bitch, big eared twat.

AC Breakthrough, first, second and third non Bird or Mammal to feature

odgie1 — Fri, 08 May 2009 09:46:34 +0000

Fuck my hat chubster!!!

An oviparous treat

This is actually how these critters were found. I found this on Darren Hoyts blog. For some reason he likes to look at swimming pool filters to see what animals have perished. Three days after a storm had hit he found these fellas just as they are in the picture, the tortoise was barely able to stay a float and the other two hitched a ride.

Sounds like a strange children’s story to me, or a surreal take on Breakfast Club.

Full story here

Dobbin goes to the sea side.

odgie1 — Fri, 08 May 2009 08:35:04 +0000

I know this camp horse is not actually riding anything but he’s game and that’s the spirit of the Cavalry.

Some asshole did this to this horse,

Mental

No! Dont take my photo, I am SOO embarrassed. Oh you did? oh... Dont put it on Animal Cavalry or I'll just die!

Evil Knievel of the monkey world

Head Monster — Thu, 07 May 2009 21:03:50 +0000

Mwaaaaahhhhh.. I'm gonnaaaaaa.. BOOM!!!!!!!!

He looks innocent, but don’t let his youthful exterior deceive you. He was a bad ass monkey motorcycle riding machine.

Sadly, after this photo was taken, “Evil” was involved in a hot and fiery death when his miniature bike crashed into the first of the 17 petrol tankers he was trying to jump at the time. ESPN have footage and everything. A tear has been shed here. SOB.

Monkey in goat hijack fiasco

Head Monster — Thu, 07 May 2009 15:14:24 +0000

Monkeys are featuring quite a lot here today. And with good reason. They rule.

This one has thought it a great plan to hijack a farmer’s goat, then threaten to drive it off of an electricity pylon if his evil money requests aren’t met. Devious little bastard.

Step away from the goat, sir.

Black Bear cycles like a cross-dressing maniac

Head Monster — Thu, 07 May 2009 12:32:34 +0000

Bears on bikes. In dresses. Nice.

Human being in a costume? No a BEAR DAMNIT!

Bird with balls as big as coconuts rides Eagle!!

Head Monster — Thu, 07 May 2009 11:44:15 +0000

Holy Jesus on a highwire! Do you see that shit??

Just shut up and drive asswipe

Monkey Rides Dog AND LIVES

Head Monster — Thu, 07 May 2009 11:32:51 +0000

What’s more, this monkey has a rodeo show in Dallas he’s so damned amazing!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee HAW!!

Cow in a side car! Blimey

odgie1 — Thu, 07 May 2009 11:29:37 +0000

Holy Cow!!!!

Animal Stack

odgie1 — Thu, 07 May 2009 10:53:00 +0000

Animal Stack

Monkeys Rule

Head Monster — Thu, 07 May 2009 10:27:54 +0000

Monkey + Miniature Motorbike = More awesomeness than you can handle

Post 1!! YEAH!

Head Monster — Thu, 07 May 2009 10:08:56 +0000

Ouch ouch!