Fuck my hat chubster!!!
An oviparous treat

This is actually how these critters were found. I found this on Darren Hoyts blog. For some reason he likes to look at swimming pool filters to see what animals have perished. Three days after a storm had hit he found these fellas just as they are in the picture, the tortoise was barely able to stay a float and the other two hitched a ride.
Sounds like a strange children’s story to me, or a surreal take on Breakfast Club.