I think I’ve just shit my pants. Not 1, 2 or even 3 but a whole freakin’ shit load of monkeys.. On bikes.. RIGHT NOW!
Daily Archives: May 8th, 2009
GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THESE STIRRUPS YOU BASTAAAAAAARRRRRDDDDDSSSSSS!!!!
You'll laugh when I turn this fucker around and run your asses down!
A mouse converts a discarded frog into a hovercraft and wows the crowds down the local pond.
“It amazed me – I mean mice aren’t renowned for their engineering prowess, but this little blighter has proven us all wrong!”, Eric Pondskater
Check this badass out bitches!! HAAAAWWWW YEAH!
I know, hard to believe but look with your eyes..
In about a years time this white cub is going to rip this monkeys head clean off and devour his abdomen in seconds. He will eventually shit his remains out and feed them to his own cubs. and that’s the circle of life that is.
When I'm older I'm gonna eat you, you son of a bitch, big eared twat.
Fuck my hat chubster!!!
An oviparous treat
This is actually how these critters were found. I found this on Darren Hoyts blog. For some reason he likes to look at swimming pool filters to see what animals have perished. Three days after a storm had hit he found these fellas just as they are in the picture, the tortoise was barely able to stay a float and the other two hitched a ride.
Sounds like a strange children’s story to me, or a surreal take on Breakfast Club.
I know this camp horse is not actually riding anything but he’s game and that’s the spirit of the Cavalry.
Some asshole did this to this horse,
Mental
No! Dont take my photo, I am SOO embarrassed. Oh you did? oh... Dont put it on Animal Cavalry or I'll just die!
