Daily Archives: May 7th, 2009

Mwaaaaahhhhh.. I'm gonnaaaaaa.. BOOM!!!!!!!!

Mwaaaaahhhhh.. I'm gonnaaaaaa.. BOOM!!!!!!!!

He looks innocent, but don’t let his youthful exterior deceive you. He was a bad ass monkey motorcycle riding machine.

Sadly, after this photo was taken, “Evil” was involved in a hot and fiery death when his miniature bike crashed into the first of the 17 petrol tankers he was trying to jump at the time. ESPN have footage and everything. A tear has been shed here. SOB.

Monkeys are featuring quite a lot here today. And with good reason. They rule.

This one has thought it a great plan to hijack a farmer’s goat, then threaten to drive it off of an electricity pylon if his evil money requests aren’t met. Devious little bastard.

Step away from the goat, sir.

Step away from the goat, sir.

Bears on bikes. In dresses. Nice.

Human being in a costume? No a BEAR DAMNIT!

Human being in a costume? No a BEAR DAMNIT!

Holy Jesus on a highwire! Do you see that shit??

Just shut up and drive asswipe

Just shut up and drive asswipe

What’s more, this monkey has a rodeo show in Dallas he’s so damned amazing!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee HAW!!

Holy Cow!!!!

Holy Cow!!!!

Animal Stack

Animal Stack

Monkey + Miniature Motorbike = More awesomeness than you can handle

Ouch ouch!