I’m not sure the horse is that pleased with a black bear on it’s back – I mean it’s not even looking where it’s going for gawd’s sake!!
Faster fuckwit, or I eat your head
Monthly Archives: May 2009
Mini dog on mini horse. Hmm, Interesting..
I'm having a shit on his back, and he doesn't realise! HA!
I’m a little disappointed the second dog just couldn’t be bothered to make the effort it’s animal brethren could manage. I don’t think I’m being too extreme here when I say it should be cooked and eaten. Immediately.
The beasts have conquered Iwo Jima!
This cheeky woof thought it an awesome idea to hitch a ride on the back of this accomodating man’s bicycle.
Ha! See how I balance with my paws? Tremble mortals!
Why is that the Japanese people think that funny = sound effects from the pokemon movie? I didn’t know if I was watching a cheesy Japanese gameshow, or Donkey Kong..
Anyway – RIDE MONKEY RIDE!! MWAHH GO NOW!!
Mental
I think I’ve just shit my pants. Not 1, 2 or even 3 but a whole freakin’ shit load of monkeys.. On bikes.. RIGHT NOW!
GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THESE STIRRUPS YOU BASTAAAAAAARRRRRDDDDDSSSSSS!!!!
You'll laugh when I turn this fucker around and run your asses down!
A mouse converts a discarded frog into a hovercraft and wows the crowds down the local pond.
“It amazed me – I mean mice aren’t renowned for their engineering prowess, but this little blighter has proven us all wrong!”, Eric Pondskater
Check this badass out bitches!! HAAAAWWWW YEAH!
I know, hard to believe but look with your eyes..
In about a years time this white cub is going to rip this monkeys head clean off and devour his abdomen in seconds. He will eventually shit his remains out and feed them to his own cubs. and that’s the circle of life that is.
When I'm older I'm gonna eat you, you son of a bitch, big eared twat.
Fuck my hat chubster!!!
An oviparous treat
This is actually how these critters were found. I found this on Darren Hoyts blog. For some reason he likes to look at swimming pool filters to see what animals have perished. Three days after a storm had hit he found these fellas just as they are in the picture, the tortoise was barely able to stay a float and the other two hitched a ride.
Sounds like a strange children’s story to me, or a surreal take on Breakfast Club.
I know this camp horse is not actually riding anything but he’s game and that’s the spirit of the Cavalry.
Some asshole did this to this horse,
Mental
No! Dont take my photo, I am SOO embarrassed. Oh you did? oh... Dont put it on Animal Cavalry or I'll just die!
Mwaaaaahhhhh.. I'm gonnaaaaaa.. BOOM!!!!!!!!
He looks innocent, but don’t let his youthful exterior deceive you. He was a bad ass monkey motorcycle riding machine.
Sadly, after this photo was taken, “Evil” was involved in a hot and fiery death when his miniature bike crashed into the first of the 17 petrol tankers he was trying to jump at the time. ESPN have footage and everything. A tear has been shed here. SOB.
